Cat Beard

A lonely and grouchy woman with multiple cats and furry face.

Be careful, Cat Beard is on the warpath - someone must have taken her razor.

Cat Beard

When your beard itches so bad you raise your chin, like when a cat is getting its chin itched.

Dude 1 - God my cat beard itches.

Dude 2 - Your what?

Dude 1 - My beard. It itches like when you itch a cat under the chin.

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Cat With a Beard

A beverage offered at nightclubs and/or bars at late hours of humid, summer nights. Primarily consists of alcohol. Other ingredients may include, but are not limited to, cranberry juice, honey, oats, ginseng, melted chocolate, arugula, mango juice, and other aphrodisiacs. A "Cat With a Beard" will very often catalyze sexual desires.

So the other night, Em was chillin' at Da Pound and ordered up some of dat Cat With a Beard. Got her so tanked, she up'n lay wit err' man at da club. It was ballin'.

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Cat With a Beard

A beverage offered at nightclubs and/or bars at late hours of humid, summer nights. Primarily consists of alcohol. Other ingredients may include, but are not limited to, cranberry juice, honey, oats, ginseng, melted chocolate, arugula, mango juice, and other aphrodisiacs. A "Cat With a Beard" will very often catalyze sexual desires.

So the other night, Emily was chillin' at Da Pound and ordered up some of dat Cat With a Beard. Got her so tanked, she up'n lay wit err' man at da club. It was ballin'.

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