Cat Clause

Clause: a legal binding or document accorrding to the law.

You are legally obligated to not get up when a cat gets on your lap. You sign any responsiblities away because you have a cat on you lap. You legally can't do anything because there is a cat on your lap. "The clause states you are free to leave once the cat leaves your lap on it's own accord not your own."

"Sorry I can't get up I have Cat Clause."

"But I have Cat Clause."

"No honey I can't do this dishes, I have Cat Clause"

"Can you do it for me I have Cat Clause"

Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.

"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"