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When you can't move because your cat is laying on you. Usually you are comfortable with it and don't want to move.
Please get me the remote I have cat paralysis!
I can't look I have cat paralysis.
When a cat lays down on something, therefore making that thing incapable of movement
“Ahh shit, I can’t come over. I have cat paralysis right now”
“I wanted to use my laptop but it’s got cat paralysis”
When your cat(s) sit on you in the most inconsiderate ways, but you just accept it because they silly billy monkey fishes.
Hey babe!! Can you grab my drink? I got da cat paralysis. Cheeto Margariti and Lucas Dacoco are sleeping on my foot.