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Cat Throat

A state of illness brought on by sharing a living space with multiple cats, usually two or more. Flu-like symptoms typically develop suddenly overnight and include, but are not limited too; sore throat, headache, and muscle aches. The illness cannot pass through loosely woven cloth, so the simplest way to prevent transmission is to wear a scarf.

Coworker 1: Jen looks pretty rough this morning, do you think she has cat throat?

Coworker 2: It's possible, she has a cat named after every Chicago Blackhawks player.

by Honestx November 27, 2012


Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut

The hairy fanny of a darkhaired woman when her legs are open.

As Julie stepped over him Eric noticed that she was wearing no panties. "My god it's like a Big Black Cat With Its Throat Cut" he murmured.

by OldHonky May 3, 2006

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