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Noun. A waste of time. Effort should not be made in this endeavor.
Work today was such a cat massage.
My date last night was a total cat massage. She wouldn't even go down on me.
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The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.
"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"