Cattle Dog

Handsome strong man capable of helping others.

This cattle dog is really helpful for lifting 40kg tubs of honey.

cattle dogging

A sexual position in which a man engages a woman from behind while placing his foot on the back of her neck and pulling one arm behind her as if he were wrestling a steer.

I was cattle dogging my girlfriend last night. She wasn't really into it.

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australian cattle dog

Hardy, quick witted, aggressive. Not a dog for beginning pet owners. Loveable. Will herd your children like cows. Will hear you the first time, but you wouldn't know it. Great at long hikes and being passive agressive. Famous for the "side eye" and "stink eye".

Person A: So I hear you have an Australian Cattle Dog. What's that like?

Person B: I had to apologize to the dog for eating MY lunch or she would have vomited in my shoes...

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