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combination of celebrate and celibate. celebrating being celibate. an ironic/sarcastic way of saying you have not had sex in a long time. way of saying you feel like getting a buzz on so you can forget you haven't had sex in a long time.
person 1: "i haven't been laid in so long that i feel like i should celibrate."
person 2: "yeah, let's go get a bottle and celibrate proper!"
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1. A famous person who is not sexually active or in any type of relationship.
2. A famous incel (not very likely in the incel's lifetime).
3. A famous person of a religious order.
Dude, what if he went ER and became a celibrity?
A gala impromptu "whoopin' it up" shindig dat your buddies throw for you as a congratulation for successfully resisting da "ultimate temptation" during a fun time wif a pretty gal.
Other guys can KEEP their "celibrations" --- I love "doing it" wif an attractive chick, and it feels wonderful, both during da act and afterwards. So why should I give up this devine pleasure just to be eligible for a huge rowdy congratulatory carousal afterwards?? And besides, I can still have just as fun/satisfying a hoot-'n'-holler afterwards in da "you scored with a hot chick!" context, and it would be likely attended by just as many (if not even more!) of my buddies, so I fail to see da true difference or appeal of anything else.