Century Man

A man who has slept with at least one hundred different women over the course of his life.

Note: Sleeping with hookers, pre-teens, or family members does not count towards the title of "Century Man."

Dave: I just won the Pulitzer Prize for my new novel!

Jim: Yeah? Well I banged your girlfriend last night and now I'm a Century Man.

Dave: Damn... I wish I was as cool as you.

21st century schizoid man

A song by a band called King Crimson. The song was released in 1969 along their first album in The Court of the Crimson King.

“21st century schizoid man is one of the better songs by King Crimson in some people’s opinion.”

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21st Century Schizoid Man

A-one, two, three, four
Two, two, three
Cat's foot, iron claw
Neurosurgeons scream for more
Paranoia's poison door
21st century schizoid man
Blood rack, barbed wire

Politicians funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
21st century schizoid man
Death seed, blind man's greed
Poets starving, children bleed
Nothing he's got, he really needs
21st century schizoid man

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