cereal shit

the urge to poop that comes after eating cereal, usually a very sudden and urgent feeling within an hour of cereal consumption

Friend 1: Hey man, I’m in the neighborhood, can I drop by?
Friend 2: Sure but not right now, I just ate some cereal. I’ll let you know after I take a cereal shit

Cereal Shit

When you first reach for the cereal box, and you have to little content to fill a bowl, yet to little to throw away. Most people mix this cereal shit with another cereal, causing a bad flavor.

I was reaching for the Captain Crunch, when I realized there was just cereal shit left. So I mixed it with Total K.

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