When someone has a head in the shape of a traffic cone they are nick named a cewn. Pronounced cone in a scouse/posh cunt accent.
"You know that cewn" "she has a pure cewn ed"
A girl who looks like a Raccoon due to excessive eye makeup and rabid-like behavior. She is someone to avoid at all costs. If the boys say Abort! Abort! We dippin. It’s code to never make physical contact with a Cewn.
: dude you fucked the cewn?
:Yea man It burns when I pee
:gross dude you have herpes