Chaco Tuesday

An American National holiday, taking place every Tuesday. On this day, all the local chachoes put on their sandals and engage in tantric intercourse with whomever they please. The sandals are left on during sex to both increase fashion sense while fucking, also adding traction during those slippery bedroom situations.

Friend: "Yo you tryna fuck tonight"
Me, an intellectual: "Nah fam im waiting till Chaco Tuesday

2👍 1👎