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Choke Chain

You raise a dog the same way you raise a child, by giving direct and rude commands, followed by correction.

Guy: LAY DOWN!!!!
Dog: What?
*Guy Pulls Choke Chain*
Dog: ARFFFF
The dog is dead

by PokemonFanboy916 January 21, 2021


Chain choke

The act of reaching multiple (self-induced) ejaculations consecutively without removing one’s hand from the penis, nor breaking tempo.

In other words, you ‘choke the chicken’ in the same way you would chain-smoke cigarettes.

My mate Cloudy has been chain choking all morning and now he’s running late to work because of all the clean up.

He needs to lay off the chain choke before it gets out of hand.

by TobyFromNewport January 27, 2025