Chain of Memories Law

The law stating that all video games, when heard over the phone, sound like pornography. Named for Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories.

Caller: Hey, man, what's up?
Receiver: (UNH! YAH!) Nothing much. (HAH! YEAH! TAKE IT!)
Caller: Are you watching porn?
Receiver: Nope; Chain of Memories Law. I'm playing Ring of Fates.

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