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On national chair day give your friends a present under $20, if you give them a present you have all right to push them off chairs all day (this day is July 10th)
Person1: here’s your chair day present
Person2: oh no
*person1 pushes Person2 off her chair with all her force*
R.I.P person2 2008-2021
Police: why did you push her
Person1: i gave her a present on CHAIR DAY
Police: ok 😏😉
*police falls in love with person1, but she could never love a pig
(Pig= police)
On January 6th, it`s national hit a furry with a chair day
Kelly: Oh, its National Hit A Furry With A Chair Day!
Jeremy: Well I am going to hit a furry with a chair, wanna come?
Kelly: Sure!
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