A Chamath is a very nice and friendly guy who will be that person you will never forget. He is super smart and funny and is a person you can always rely on. When you find a Chamath you will be sure to have a friend (or partner) for life.
"Is he Chamath you were talking about?"
"Yeah, you should get to know him sometime, I'm sure you'll like him!"
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After you've screwed someone, hand them your used condom like it's a gift. Once they take it, run away while shouting "I've managed my liquidity!". Shit in their foyer closet on the way out of their house.
Never speak to them again.
Man I thought we had something special but then he pulled a dirty Chamath on me.
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