Chaos Pansexuals

Someone who is attracted, romantically/sexually/platonically, to anyone of any gender identity. But they are marked by a constant vortex of evolving and confusing attachments and connections. Often they are ethically non-monogamous or polyamorous. Also, often confused with disaster bisexuals.

"How are all my disaster bisexuals and chaos pansexuals doing tonight?!?" -local burlesque host starting the show

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pansexual chaos

We are all crackheads. You declare yourself pan, you start doing the dumbest shit ever. We are insane

Person A: what are they doing over there?
Person B: oh, just pansexual chaos
As the 2 look over at a group of pans with buckets on their head, while waving a flag by a large tree screaming, “MY L’MANBERG, MY L’MANBERG, MY L’MAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNBERRRRGGGG.”

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