Chap Baps

Chap Baps is an alternative term for man boobs or moobs

Wow , look at that guys chap baps he would give Jordan a run for her money

That blokes chap baps are so big I would like to plant my old boy between them and slide in and out for a week.

Chap baps

A more complimentary alternative to man boobs, or moobs.

An upper class man boob.

I say, look at those chap baps.

He's the prime minister, he doesn't have moobs he has chap baps.

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bap chap

Northern Irish slng for haircut.

Can eiter be used to say what you are doing or to call someone.

Tim:"What are you doing later?"
Jim:"I'm away to get my bap chapped"
or
if someone walks into somewhere with a new haircut you point and shout "BAP CHAP!!!"

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Chaps Before Baps

See Bros Before Hoes

The unwritten law that the Chaps (friends) should always come before Baps (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your Chaps when they feel you are becoming whipped or are blowing you off for the Baps

'get here at 8 we're hittin the town hard tonight'

'..no can do spending time with gf'

'wtf chaps before baps, bros before hoes, we'll see you then.'

'fair play, see you then'

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