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dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)
A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me from licking them.
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When a female wheres a skirt outside in winter. This will cause unwanted swelling in the Cunt area due to low temperatures.
Wow Shaniqua why are you wearing a skirt, your gonna get some major chapped lips!
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Alex - Racism is chapped lip crusty
Flower- Bet
Bones- Facts
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On a hot sweaty windy summer’s day, moisture builds in the crotch of a female, in order to bring moisture back she uses chapped-lips-stick.
It was hot as fuck at the street fair, my pussy is sweating, anyone got some of that chapped-lips-stick?
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A very deadly disease that is currently incurable, similar to the AIDS virus. There are a large range of symptoms, but the most often is to rage when playing video games. The origin of this lethal disease is still unknown, but scientists have uncovered clues about its past whereabouts; It seems to be have been born from a crusty troll that goes by the name of Jesse. Some argue with this theory, as recent evidence shows that the origin could lead to a satanic gremlin that dwells in a cave, also known as Devon. There have been signs of hope, as scientists discovered a cure called Chap Stick. Though the Chap Stick is the only known cure for this virus, this cure is not reliable enough to suppress an infected infected individual from rage quitting. Scientists are still researching diligently as we find a true cure for this illness.
Person 1: Dude, that guy has some serious Chap Lips.
Person 2: UN1NST4LL THE GAME N00B!!11oneone11!!
Person 1: Someone needs some Chap Stick.
Person 2: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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A unisex lip balm that keeps the lips moist but not glossy!
Saaphyri from Flavor of love 2/ Charm School...first offered a girl "lip Chap" and the girl didnt want none.Now Saaphyri has her own line of Lip Chap!
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Chap stick for ashy lips.
I tried to offer her some lip chap but she didnt want nan.
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