Chard

A small town in Somerset, England.

Formerly the most dangerous town in England for its size, it is known for its pub fights and mass unemployment.

Going for a night out in Chard is one of the riskiest things a human can do in their life.

Dean: Wanna have a night out in Chard?
Matt: Chard, as in, the roughest town in England?
Dean: Oh. Perhaps not then.

Chard

A synonym for the male genitalia. "Blette", which is the french word for the leafy vegetable known as chard, is also a derogatory term for penis.

Joe is a chard eater.

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Chard

A better abbreviation for 'Richard'

Dave: "Hey Chard, how you been?"
Chard: "My name is Richard, but you can call me Rich, Rick, Ricky, or Dick"
Dave: "No, your name is Chard"

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Chard

1. Pr.n. colloquialism of 'Richard'

2. v. as 'chard something up'. To, by error or misfortune, destroy iredeemably a situation that might otherwise have been promising or a suitestormme (see suitestormme).

3. adj. Meaning of poor quality or unfortunate.

1. Mod: Hello Chard
Chard: Hello Mod

2. Naan: So have you admitted she's you're girlfriend yet?
Ayrton Modstake: Yes. It has been confirmed.
Naad: Well, you really charded that one up, didn't you?

3. Although a sweet enough fellow, Joe was let down by his somewhat chard personal hygene.

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Chard

A group of diverse men

“Chard” is an abbreviation for Orchard which is a middle school where we play basketball.

Bobby, my Hindu turban friend, is a Chard member.

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Chard

The combination of a Chode and a Retard.

Tara stop acting like a chard!

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Chard

A 14-25 year old african-american individual. So named for the color of their skin, as in the left over meat on a grill after cooking. Can be used as a term of indearment or as a racial slur.

"Yea man, I actully got some dank bud from a chard for once."

"Those damn chards always stand right in the middle of the hallway and act like monkeys!"

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