charge your phone

The act of having explosive diarrhea while another man is inside of your anus.

"I've been feeling sick lately. I hope I don't charge your phone tonight."
"Would you like me to charge your phone?"
"Do you like it when I charge your phone?"

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charging your phone

the excuse you use when you want to go to your car and do "stuff" with your girl friend.

I was wathcing a crappy movie so i said my cell was dead and went to the car to charge it. I waited a few moments and my GF comes out and we have some fun foging up my windows.

"I went to charge my phone in my car and my girlfriend and I dissapeared for half an hour, thus the term charging your phone.

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