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Made peace between the pope and the Roman people and was later crowned Holy Roman Emperor.
Charlemagne was a successful warlord :)
Charlemagne made Shinobi a sandwich
Like hell I did, Bitch!
Crazy guy that spout out random lines, but everyone likes him. Not lame.
<Charlemagne> IN MY CLOWNPANTS!!!
Shinobi's bitch! Yeah! What now!
Charlemagne made Shinobi a sandwich
the ol' finger in the butt.
nick: i went Medieval on that chick i took home from the bar last night and gave her a nice charlemagne's sword.
tommy: you always were a renaissance man!!
Fucking a german chick while on a quest to restore the Holy Roman empire.
"You know I had to pull a few dirty charlemagnes."