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Rap word for penis, used when it's useful for rhyming. Rarely used.
"I spit on your grave, then I grab my Charles Dickens... bitch."
- Method Man, from Notorious BIG's 'The What' (from the Ready to Die album)
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A popular author and street fighter, Charles Dickens grew up in the 1800s writing books and punching townfolk in the face. Died in 1870 after choking on a book.
A selection of the more popular books written by Charles Dickens:
• Great Expectations
• Oviler Twists (later re-released as "Oliver Twist")
• A Christmas Carol
• Batman Returns: The Official Movie Book
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One of the greatest authors EVER. The people who call him boring are shallow losers who have no lives or insight.
I just read a book by Charles Dickens!
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A man whose sole purpose in life was to write books that would in the future make children in schools feel very bored and sleepy and torment high schoolers forever.
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An asshole author, who saw into the future and wrote shitty books to punish young souls. Ex: A Tale of Two Shitheads (Cities)
guy 1: Dude yesterday i finally finished sparknoting A Tale of Two Cities. It sucked!
guy 2: I know man, if Charles Dickens (Dickhead) was still alive, i would shove his books up his ass.
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When you bored as fuck reading a Charles dickens and you want to go bang your classmate
Oswald: dude this book my Charles dickens is so fucken boring
Gertrude: ya this shit sucks wanna go Charles Dickens in the bathroom
Oswald: yes Gertrude nothing would make me happier
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EVIL!
he also wrote great expectations, a book about retards in London. And Pip, the biggest jerk to walk the fictional planet.
person: yur acting pretty charles dickens man.
other person: yeah sorry, it's my period. >.>
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