Charles Wesela, 17, minnesota.
Charley is a bright young man with a bit of a broad education range. He is knowledgeable in electronics, engineering, (your secret), and bomb decoding. ever wondered where your socks go in the dryer? that’s juat silly ol charley stealing them to make a unibomber fortress in the woods. have no fear, charley wesela the great is here. i wrote this in hopes that he, charles the all mighty would see it and make me his aorentess.
you: hey man i’m sorry ok i didn’t mean it..
charley: *blows you up*
charles wesela has zero patience with snakes and little fibs. he is a holy man of god. except for that one time.