Okay, now many of you may be thinking,'It was a horrible remake! I hate it!' In all honesty, it was (is) a GREAT movie and NOT a remake! Johnny Depp plays a charming, quirky, Willy Wonka, who is not based on Michael Jackson or Marilyn Manson (as Depp has said many times in several interveiws.) Freddie Highmore is (in my opinion, as everything is) the best Charlie Bucket! Any other actorwould have been a drastic mistake! I thought that the add-ons were very nice, they all lead up to the perfect endding which left you feeling happy and warm. If you ask me, theres no such thing as a bad Tim Burton movie (I didn't like Pee-wee that much, but I loved it as a little child.) The whole cast seemed to just feel right, and if your anyhthing like me, your still humming the Willy Wonka theme-song!
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
The amazing chocolatier
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
Ev'rybody give a cheer
He's modest, clever, and so smart
He barely can explain it
With so much generosity
There is nowhere to contain it
Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka
He's the genius who just can't be beat
The magician and the chocolate wiz
The best darn guy you'll ever meet
Willy Wonka--here he is
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v-The occurrence of one white woman, having sexual intercourse with multiple black partners.
adj-A white woman who enjoys vigorous sex with only black partners
n- a white male who has sexual intercourse with a woman who normally has sexual encounters, or rather "adventures", with black males
See that chick over there? She's been to the chocolate factory...
I am going to charlie and the chocolate factory you so hard tonight!
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Also knows as "the shocker" or "two in the pink, one in the stink", this charming little gesture of love is guarannteed to please even the most frigid of feminists. Trim your nails, sports fans, you're in for a wild night.
"Hey Clarence, what did you do for your anniversary?"
It was great. We made out and then I gave her a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. "
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Where a penis has been put in the anus
βYo my mate got molested by a giraffe and it stuck itβs Charlie in my mates chocolate factory he said he had bum bum bruisesβ
βPut the Charlie in the chocolate factoryβ
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A slang term for having anal sex. The "Charlie" refers to the penis while the "chocolate factory" refers to the anus, which produces "chocolate" (referring to shit).
Paula:Hey Tom
Tom:Yes, Paula?
Paula:You know, I feel very turned on by the movie I watched. Perhaps you can stick your charlie in the chocolate factory, but MY chocolate factory.
Tom:Why yes I would. C'mon i'll do you on the spot.
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The act of laying in one small bed alongside many bodies, as seen in the movie.
"Nobody wants the floor, so we're charlie and the chocolate factorying it in my bed"
This term means to commit suicide by making a pool of animal or human feces and to drown yourself in it refering to the one scene in Charlie and the chocolate factory where the fat kid fell into the chocolate
Man did you hear how Tim died
No, how did he?
He pulled a Charlie and the chocolate factory
Oh thats gross
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