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The gentleman who appeared in the original Planet of the Apes movie, and recently handed in his firearms.
Ain't nobody shot the ducky like Charlton Heston.
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Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.
"You dam dirty ape."
Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.
You dam dirty ape.
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An American actor whose career-defining talent was orating the word "God" with inhuman levels of conviction.
Charlton Heston? You mean that dude who played Moses in The Ten Commandments, Judah in Ben-Hur, and the guy who says, "GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL" in Planet of the Apes? Yeah, I know him.
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Meeting a girl in a local pub, take her back for shenanigans then when she is least expecting it insert your penis and one testicle whilst making monkey noises as you cum like Charlton Heston in planet of the apes
That bird I met last night was filthy I filled her full of white lightning and special brew and gave her the Charlton Heston
The Charlton Heston - where you cum in her mouth then smack her in the face, creating a spray all over your cold dead hands.
That broad sprayed her Charlton Heston all over me.