Chasid Reflux

A form of Indigestion, primarily caused by aggressive fundraising techniques. Possible side effect of Tefilin wrapping , and/or shots of Vodka & Scotch, either before or after Kiddish.

Yo, Chaim was so persistent with his raffle tickets he gave me Chasid Reflux !

Shul was craazy today. We finished 2 bottles of Chivas and I got a mean case of Chasid Reflux.