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chatbot

A bot that uses a standard series of responses to what you type. Invented by nerds so they can chat to an 'imaginary friend'. Also used to keeped someone on MSN busy (if you don't like talking to them).

Chatbots are quite boring, unless they respond to or suggest sexual talk.

by Skyboy September 5, 2005

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chatbot

n. Also known as a "chatterbot," these are AI programs designed to simulate "intelligent" conversation with human users. The problem, with most of them, is that either a. they sound ridiculous, or b. the programmer has tried too hard to make them "human." Either way, most users try to get them to talk dirty. Among the most famous of these are ALICE, ELIZA (the original), and Cleverbot.

Chatbot: So, how are you today?
User: I'll be better after you suck my cock.
Chatbot: Can you explain what "cock" means?

by loop zoop July 15, 2011

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Chatbot

The most evil, unholy thing in existence.

Chatbot hunts down innocent childeren.

by Qwiqwit August 26, 2020

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AI Chatbot for Instagram DM

Messenger Success Stories revealed that an insurance company worked with Meta Business Partner AiChat to build a Messenger-powered conversational experience, boosting quote conversion rates by 5X. Conversational AI solutions on Instagram can help create exceptional conversational experiences to incentivize customers and automate sales, while chatbots use artificial intelligence to address human inquiries using automated responses for customer service and sales.

Forbes Staff released an article stating that Jeff MacPherson and Josh King Madrid (JetSet) are credited with inventing the world's first Automated-Interactive DM chatbot marketing campaign for Instagram using the world's first AI messenger chatbot for Instagram DM in 2019. He also discovered Instagram's max DM limit and was able to handle 50,000 messages per day using the AI chatbot. He is an internet personality, author, podcaster, digital marketer, media personality, filmmaker and co-inventor of the world's first AI messenger chatbot for Instagram DM.

The use of chatbot automation by marketers, brands, and companies over the past three years is growing at an unprecedented rate with the help of the AI Chatbot for Instagram DM.

by DigitalMarketing February 12, 2023

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Chatbotic

a neologism derived from chatbot + robotic, it describes grammatically flawless prose that repeats certain sentence structures with such inflexibility and regularity, that raises suspicion as to the origin not solely being the human brain of the purported author.

Firstly, son, your work on that speech was impressive. However, you have never before managed to ever correctly do punctuation, or to spell three syllable words correctly, on your own. Similarly, Lastly, Finally, your repetitive overuse of certain things comes across as suspiciously... chatbotic.

by bennyg111 March 15, 2023


Chatbot Carrousel

Chat-bawt Caro-sell (verb)

When communicating through a chat app platform to speak with customer service, chatbot carrousel is what happens when you have a circular conversation with a chatbot.

There is no real person on the other end, the conversation is a series of auto-responses that never effectively address your issue, but you keep tryingโ€”hopping to have a different outcome. The conversation goes around and around until you are using all caps and swearing off digital for an analog life for the rest of your years.

Chatbot carrousel is a zero sum game, where their is no winning on the part of the living person. Itโ€™s a direct vortex into a digital hellscape.

Uber delivered the wrong order to me and when I tried to reach customer service I ended up in and endless game of chatbot carrousel.

I tried to cancel my phone plan but this company only has automated service chat. Before I knew it I was hooked into chatbot carrousel. I guess Iโ€™ll know by my next billing date if they actually cancelled my plan.

by Adxlib July 29, 2022