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Chatro League

A species of South Asian dog native to Bangladesh. A member of this species is known as a "Chatro Leaguer". Chatro Leaguers are known to be particularly violent and can attack innocent people on the street. Their owners would sometimes use a helmet to cover their face. Although violent, they can be easily tamed with local cuisine such as "shingara" and "somucha" while some higher-end breeds would need biryani for their upkeep. Their bark is somewhat non-traditional. Rather the usual "woof woof" they sound more like "apa apa".

Rahat: Bro I got a new dog. *whistles at dog* hey Saddam come here boy.

Asif: Oh what a nice do- FUCK BRO THAT'S A CHATRO LEAGUE WHAT THE FUCK MAN.
Rahat: *Feeds him some somucha* it's OK he doesn't bite.

Asif: I don't think we can be friends any more.

Rahat: Oh I got a matching helmet for him too.

Asif:
Rahat: *to Saddam* come on boy this Asif is a Jamat-shibir. You know what to do.

by IHasADictionary August 4, 2024

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