Chattanooga Cherry Bomb

More of a recipe than definition. Contains 1 quart white lightning, one bottle of Piggly Wiggly brand pancake syrup, one can Red Bull and one bottle of Cherry ZzzQuil with a liberal pinch of Red Dot brand ball-type smokeless powder (as this type of powder usually meters well. Flake powder can be more difficult to meter correctly due to the fact that it can ''stack up'' in the powder measure, and can be less uniform in density when metering, thereby turning your Cherry bomb into a ticking time bomb). Simmer slowly in crockpot for 12 hours and then slap yourself in the face real hard.

''I blew my eyebrows off when I tried drinking my Chattanooga cherry bomb with a lit cigarette in my mouth.''