Cheddar Headed

The state of being entranced of sexual thoughts. Often it takes a little more than a snap to cure.

Guy 1: Hey what's up with Dave? He won't move. Just keeps starin' off into space.

Guy2: Relax man he's thinking about Gloria. He's Cheddar Headed.

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mature cheddar head

A mature cheddar head is someone who is very mature but acts really stubborn and stuck-up with it, quite snobby. They are mature in a really boring way with no sense of humour and take everything seriously.

'Sophie told me making fart noises is immature.'
'Don't worry, she's a mature cheddar head with no sense of humour.'

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