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cheese dog

The act of performing anal sex.

Also defined as a male rubbing his package against the ass of another male in crowded places for his own sexual gratification.

I met this girl at the bar last night and gave her a cheese dog in the back room. What a whore!

Fuck...I think that guy just gave me a cheese dog while I was standing at the bar!

by Baloon Knot Bill December 16, 2006

45๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheese dog

an incredibly smooth and suave man.

That Ian Eversman, he is one big cheese dog!

by pandac February 22, 2016


cheese dog

When the eye of the skindog has been cheddered over with cheese.
When the skindog looks like it has conjunctivitis or mash potato at the end of him.
Smeg is around the end of the skindog.
An itchy infection of the skindog after a hard night of dry stroking the ant eater.

Joe has his own build in cheese factory, cheese dog.
I have pieces of cheese dripping out of my skindog, its now called a cheese dog.
When the helmet of the penis has been left outside the sleeping bag (foreskin) for too long and gets a crustified substance over the eye of the skin dog, cheese dog.

by Adamtotman September 5, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheese dog

When after eating a bag of cheetos, proceeding to jack off furiously without washing one's hands, resulting in cheeto residue to encrust one's penis in a layer of orange greatness.

Wow that bag of cheetos was delicious. Oh god the Kate Upton Game of War commercial just came on. I have no time to wash up, I'm gonna have to give myself a cheese dog!

by Swaggatroniousrex January 27, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheese dogs

tight pants on a man i.e. crotch huggers

wrangler jeans,western style men clothing, biker shorts (which are just wrong on men).

by Cacee July 12, 2005

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cheese Dog

This is an upgrade of a cheese rat. A cheese dog is when one of your bros is a cheese rat. This is a new word to signify that they are an annoying cheese rat but they are still your bro.

Bradley: Hey dude you suck at fortnite
Adam: Oh you cheese dog
Bradley: Sorry bro i love you

by Strikle March 21, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chester Cheese Dog

When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.

Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.

I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.

by Texas Scramble March 2, 2013