cheese and rice

A less offensive, yet more hilarious way of saying 'Jesus Christ'.

Found in the TV show 'Frisky Dingo'.

Cheese and Rice, he shot himself! And with my gun somehow!

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cheese and rice

This is a less offensive way of saying "Jesus Christ"

It originated with the movie 'The Faculty'. In the real version, one of the characters exclaimed "Jesus Christ!" but in the edited TV version, they had it changed to "Cheese and rice!"

Guy #1: Aliens landed on Earth!
Guy #2: Cheese and rice!

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cheese and rice

for those people unfortunate enough to go to a religious school where you can't use the lord's name in vain, this sounds exactly the same.

(shit happens)
"cheese and rice!"

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cheese and rice

a way of saying jesus christ with out offending other.

instead of "jesus christ your a retard!" its "cheese and rice your a retard!"

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Cheese and Rice

1. A way of saying Jesus Christ without really saying it.

2. An expression similar to Wow! or Holy cow!, used to express happiness, stupidity, or

1. "Cheese and Rice, that driver almost hit me!"

2. "Cheese and Rice Dave, You're so dumb."

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cheese on rice

1. A cleanlier alternative to saying "Jesus Christ!"
2. Probably deee-licious.

1.
Guy 1: "There's some kind of orgy going on outside in the intersection!"
Guy 2: "Jesus Christ!"
Guy 1: "Hey, don't use the Lord's name in vain, fucker!"
Guy 2: "Sorry. 'Cheese on rice!'"

2.
Girl 1: "Whoa, that looks deee-licious. What is it?"
Girl 2: "Cheese on rice! Hey... is that an orgy outside?"

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cheese-and-rice

Expressing dismay when you are too stupid or preoccupied to say fuck or an other word.

(airhead blonde drops something) Oh Cheese-and-rice!

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