Cheese on a plate

You know, when you melt cheese in the microwave and cut it up like a pizza?

Oh hai, do you want some cheese on a plate?

cheese plate

aka the C-P, consists of cheese, pepperoni, crackers and often mustard, god's gift to earth

went out last night and got the god's gift to earth, the cheese plate

11👍 2👎

Cheese plate

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

“ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

2👍 2👎

Cheese Plate

To make a fool of.

Some of the girls on Americas Next Top Model make a cheese plate out of Tyra Banks.

2👍 3👎

Wisconsin Cheese Plate

To put cheese into the orifice(s) of choice and then proceed to fuck said person so hard that the cheese melts inside. When the cheese is melted, it can be removed and consumed by the person who housed the cheese and/or the person who melted the cheese.

We used chipotle cheddar cheese when I gave her a Wisconsin cheese plate, but it burned her insides so next time we will go milder.

4👍 2👎

fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.

Fire cheese plate at table twelve