Cheese syndrome

A syndrome that occurs in females who were attractive for the beginning part of their life, but after high school/college, their bodies burned out and now are considered below average on the male attraction scale. Opposite of wine syndrome.

Person A: Great to be here at the high school reunion.

Person B: Hey, isn't that Angela over there?

Person A: Man, she's disgusting now isn't she?

Person B: She must suffer from cheese syndrome

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Cheese Cutter Syndrome

When your ass-hair gets tangled when releasing excrement causing fecal matter to be pushed through it, cutting it like a cheese cutter.

"That would have been the best shit of my life, except for the cheese cutter syndrome."

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