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Cheesecake surprise

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.

She told me to be spontaneous, so i gave her a cheesecake surprise.

by Miller002 November 6, 2006

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Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.

If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

by Dave! Yognau(gh)t May 25, 2012

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