cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."

The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.

Cream Cheese Toaster

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.

So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.

Cheesed toaster

The aftermath of a Sergal and Protogen having some fun times

I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.