cheesel darger

The Cheesel Darger, contrary to popular belief, is the proper spelling to the staple in American culture, the Cheese Burger.

(Clearly inferior) Dude #1: Hey man, want a cheese burger?

(Shining pilar of the community) Dude #2: You mean a Cheesel Darger, my man?

Dude #1: Oh right, sorry, my dude.