Cheesus

An all-cheese knowing entity. The central figure of Cheesism. A teacher and a healer. You refer to cheesus in times of cheese need (e.g. prior to hosting a dinner party with a cheese board). Cheesus will answer any of your cheese related prayers/cries for help.

Cheesus, will thy not advise on the best cracker to serve with <insert favourite cheese here>??!!

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Cheesus

The god of cheese. when you can’t say Jesus just say cheesus

Cheesus barry! That was close

Cheesus

The all mighty Cheese god. He's a big wise man made of cheese and is all powerfull. U may see him on smope halucinations of just be in touch with him spiritually.

Cheesus the all mighty god of cheese and all that is holy (like swiss cheese)..........pun man away

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Cheesus

It is the holy spirit of Cheese. Many cheese-makers pray to him, and believe that he alone has the power to turn milk, into cheese.

Thank Cheesus, the swiss is holey!

In the name of Gouda, we praise Cheesus.

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Cheesus

Cheesus Christ our Lord, worshipped by many cheese fanatics/ religious followers.

'I don't care if the whole world freezus, as long as ve got my cheddar cheesus'

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Cheesus

He's a holy spirit! Made of solid Milk Curd!

Mmm-mmm-mmm! Thas sum good cheesus!

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Cheesus

Donald Trump. A mashup of Cheese or Cheetos and Jesus.

An appropriate name for Donald Trump, given his complexion and the messianic fervor he inspires in his followers.

In the eyes of his faithful, Cheesus can do no wrong!

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