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1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.
2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.
1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!
2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!
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A tasty snack from Taco Bell. Made of a hard taco inside a gordita full of cheese.
I went to Taco Bell and ate a cheesy gordita crunch for lunch.
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The Greatest MUTHAFUCKIN THING ever invented
its an orgi of the taste buds.
an explosion of flavors.
Hey Andrew this cheesy gordita crunch is delicious i might jizz in my pants.
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The cheesy gordita crunch is, by a wide margin, the best product taco bell USED TO produce. Now, however, when I go to taco bell and ask for one they tell me they no longer "have" it. Even though I see crunchy tacos and gorditas on the menu... and therefore they do have all the ingredients to make one they just refuse. Screw taco bell until I can have my cheesy gordita crunch i'm boycotting... Please join me. This reminds me of the new coke fiasco... don't keep something from me I like or I will stop eating at your restaurant all together. Taco Bell = FAIL
Please let me have a Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
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When a person gives oral sex to a women while the said women had a yeast infection.
Karen pressured Chad to get on his knees and munch on her cheesy Gordita crunch
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A sex act in which you eat a taco from within the Butt cheeks of your partner.
We did the Cheesy Gordita Crunch last night and taco meat has never tasted so good.
That one item on that sweet sweet Taco Bell menu that will literally make you shit your guts so far out of your ass they will land in Canada unless you live in Canada then it’ll probably end up somewhere in the Ohio...but like it’s worth it
Carl: Ayo I need that good shit
Taco Bell Cashier: What sir?
Carl: I NEED THAT GOOD SHIT, FUCKER
Taco Bell Cashier: Sir please specify or leave the store
Carl: Oh yea I want that good ass Cheesy Gordita Crunch
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