Cheezism

The belief system that everything is made of cheese. A belief of which has developed the cheez cult where believers worship the one and only, cheese god which of who lives on the cheese ball in the sky (aka the Moon by idiots). (Obviously its a cheeseball in the sky not the "Moon" ugh)

I am a Cheezist. I believe in Cheezism and believe that everything is made of cheese. Cheezism is the best religion.

Cheezism

The cheesy jism that squeezes out of your hot pocket. Generally it is found all over the plate that was in the microwave.

I just cooked some hot pockets but I always eat the cheezism on the side first.

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