Cheflin Minute

A person who says "I'll be there in 1 minute" but takes 19 real minutes. This person is the worst.

Kevin: When you going to get online?
Cheflin: I'll be online in 5 minutes
Kevin: 5 minutes or 5 Cheflin Minutes?
Cheflin: 5 minutes!!
Cheflin: Ok, I am ready to go!
Kevin: Bruh... its been an hour and 35 minutes

Cheflin Minute

unrealiable

Someone who says he'll be on shortly, but then shows up hours later, or maybe never.

Chris: I'll be on in about 10 cheflin minutes (Tuesday Night)
Simon: Yo are you alive? (Saturday Night)
Chris: Yea, Jax woke up. Gaymes in 10 minutes?
Simon: We going by minutes or decades this time?