Chelf

A girl who is sweet like an elf but like a chimp on the inside.... most likely has a mustache (also breeds and sells dogs on the black market)

“damn Jenn is such a chelf”

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Chelf

(chelf)
v.
To vomit in a fierce, almost projectory manner, usually in a very inopportune situation (see also hurl, barf, chunder).

- "Dude, I had too many Jaeger shots tonight. Pull the car over, I've gotta chelf!"

- "Oh man, did you see Tony last night? He totally chelfed all over himself. It was so gross!"

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Sailor Chelf

the best person in the world, if your friends with them, you’re lucky

person 1: hey whats your name?
person 2: sailor chelf, why?
person 1: really? i heard you’re lucky if your friends with them