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To shoot a man in the face with bird shot from a shotgun, at a range of approximately 30 yards.
Your face looks like hell, Ed.
Yeah, that hunter really cheneyed the shit out of me.
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To deal with being caught by telling a bald-faced lie and sticking to it no matter how unbelievable it is.
Also, to be willing to do or say anything, no matter how outrageous, rather than deviate from the lie.
Guy: "You hit my car!! You smashed right into my car!"
Cheney: "No I didn't."
Guy: "Yes you did! Look at it! You smashed right into it! The whole side is caved in."
Cheney: "No I didn't. You hit me."
Guy: "WHAT? Are you really going to try to cheney your way out of this? All my friends and three nuns saw you do it!"
Cheney: "You hit me. That's what happened. You hit me."
Guy: "I was PARKED for christ's sake -- how could I have hit you? You drove into my car while it was parked here! Look at it -- the whole side is stoved in, you asshole!"
Cheney: "No I didn't. Your car hit mine."
Guy: "WHAT??!! Are you crazy? Your car is still smashed into the side of my car, right here where it was parked. You drove over the median strip, across three lanes of traffic, and plowed into my parked car. I saw the whole thing! We all saw it -- and this nun got it on video!"
Cheney: "Why do you hate America?"
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this term can be used in a variety of ways. it can be used in the past tense (ex 1), present tense (ex 2), or future tense (ex 3). It basically means the process of acting like you're going to or actually shoot a man in the face.
Jimbo: What the hell happened to Todd?
Harry: He was hunting with Bob and he got Cheneyed!
or
Frank: Watch where you're swinging that gun, Jack!
Jack: What? It's not like I'm gonna Cheney you!
or
Billy: Come on, Mike! We're going hunting with George & Dick.
Mike: Damn it... Do we have to? That Dick can't shoot for shit. I bet one of us gets Cheneyed by that sumbitch!
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Pretty obvious, but it means to accidentally discharge one's load into your partner's face.
Betty needed a quick breather from blowing my world, but when I pulled out, I totally Cheney'd her.
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An unsupected blast(birdshot, semen, vomit) to the face, neck and chest.
Mid blow-job, I pulled out and Cheney'd my girlfriend.
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The act of shooting someone in the face. (With a bullet, a load of cum or whatever)
Also referes to the two part act of:
A) Shooting someone in the face. (by whatever method)
and
B) Having them apologize to you for you shooting them in the face.
You were supposed to swallow it bitch, not make me Cheney all over your face.
Sorry Sir!
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v. 1) To shoot in the face
The porn star pulled out and cheneyed the porn actress with his cum.
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