Chengineering

Simply put: clitoral hood engineering.

The most common engineering major at any polytechnic university. For all those men (and/or women...you know who you are, my ladies in plaid!) who can actually get some in a school full of nerds and untouched twat.

School of Chengineering. Enroll now!

Sally: Hey Mike I recently heard you changed your major!

Mike: I know, nigga. I just couldn't handle nuclear engineering anymore so I switched to chengineering.

Sally: Chengineering? I've never heard of that. What is it?

Mike: Come hang out tonight and you'll see. Hollaa!!

Chengineer

A way of fixing something without doing it in the traditional, proper manner. WD40, gaffer tape or a hammer will fix almost anything. The war cry of the chengineer is: "If in doubt, give it a clout"

"This doesn't need a professional, it requires a Chengineer. Make it so!".