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This is "classic blumpkin" with a twist. Having sex while she is on the rag, then commencing the dick suck dump routine.
I love getting cherry blumpkins!!!
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When you are giving a girl a blumpkin in The Johnny Bench style and she doesn't tell you she's on the rag.
Dude I was givin this broad the a blumpkin and it turned out to be a blumpkin cherry pie, I freakin puked!
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Contrary to popular belief, this is NOT the first time a blumpkee receives a blumpkin.
This occurs when the blumpkee's deuce is in the form small terds no larger than 1/2 inch in diameter. The IBAA(The International Blumpkin Association of America) also requires no less than 10 terds to be considered a Blumpkin Cherry Bowl. Less than 10 is considered to be a Blumpkin Cupa Cherries.
I wasn't sure if it was an official Blumpkin Cherry Bowl last night until I actually counted the terds. I though it was only 9 but the dingle berry I had dropped off at the end.
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