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The art of traveling to Chicago from Japan with your uncle Carl, just to pit-stop at a greasy hot dog stand with a vendor named Jerald, who is a divorced man with 4 children that he does not have custody of, stealing the cart while he tightens his bra, riding it off into the sunset until you and Carl realize you are hotdogsexual, (yes its a thing) so you ejectulate inside a hot dog bun and let him eat it until you both die a fatal death performed by Carl's psycho ex-wife, Bartha, who thinks that they are still together and that he cheated on her, so you both die and Carl's children carry on the business, by using cum as cheese.
"Yo man, let's go buy some chicago cheese"
"Hell yeah bro"
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When a girl is having a yeast infection, you have anal sex while she's crapping all over your man-meat
My girl was on the crapper, so I picked her up and gave her the Chicago Chili Cheese-Dog.
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when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
"Dat broad is crazy! After two or tree road pops she'll let ya give her da old Chicago chili cheese dog!"
A mixture of pollution and cum
Damn! I got that Chicago cheese on my shirt!
when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
Man I gave the chick a mean Chicago Chili cheese dog this weekend.