Chick Fart

1) A quiet fart that emits from a woman, which destroys every breathable oxygen molecule. It goes unnoticed, until the smell knocks some poor guy out.

2) The opposite (man fart) is loud and only smells for a few seconds. It is often unleashed in your little brothers face.

1)
Besty: *chick fart*
Man: AHH WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE STENCH?!!! *faints*
2)
Man: *fart*
Besty: Ew, thats gross.

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