Chicken Goblin

The goblin hiding behind your walls that steals the chicken nuggets that you decide to put in the fridge to bring for lunch tomorrow. The beast looks like a goblin with a beak.

Bill: What's wrong Ted? You look down in the dumps today.
Ted: Damn Chicken Goblin got me again.
Bill: Understood.

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Fried Chicken Goblin

A disgusting, foul, dumb piece of shit that can put a piece of Fried chicken between the gap in it’s front teeth and suck it down to the marrow in a tenth of a second.

“ Did you see that bitch that they hired to clean the toilets?? She is one disgusting fried chicken goblin”

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