Chicken Tendie

Chicken Tendies: The meme no one will forget... Pepe is king! Pepe is king!

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

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Chicken tendies

Another way to say chicken tenders

Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.

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Chicken tendies

The worlds greatest food and is better than chicken nuggies

Bro: I’m going to get some chicken nuggies.
Bro2: How could you! Chicken tendies are the best!

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Chicken tendies

The gay way of saying chicken tenders

Boy: where in the fuck are my chicken tendies mom!!!
Mom: fuck outta here b with your gay ass english

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chicken tendies

another name for chicken tenders. chicken tendies is also the name of the best song ever by clinton kane, even though it is never mentioned. stream chicken tendies

hey did you know clinton’s favourite food is chicken tendies

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Chicken Tendy's

The average meal for a little 7 year old brat usually gets raped in the parking lot from a creepy old man (Juicy)

"oh hi mister i just came here to get a couple chicken tendy's after school"

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chicken, give me tendies

A viral video of a man wanting chicken tenders from a chicken. Every time you say it, you have to follow it up with screaming REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

chicken, give me tendies! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

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