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When you put a sock in your asshole filled with baking powder while you fuck your girlfriend in the ass. When you cum, rip the sock out of your ass. you eat the cum out of her ass and mix it with the powder and pour it into a protein shake. Leave it in an 8 oz glass for 4 days in the shower and Enjoy!
My funky chicken sock rock was so good with dinner last night, im gonna make 17 tonight and send some to my grandma on christmas.
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Something that doesnt fit. looks awful when wearing.
Did you see that new outfit she was wearing? Made her look like a chicken wearing socks.
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A game in which two people with pink socks tie them together and attempt to walk apart. The first person to scream loses. A pink sock, in turn, is a prolapsed rectum and has the appearance of a fleshy pink sock sticking out from one's anal region.
"Oh man! Ben and Jimmy totally played pink sock chicken. Now their asses will never heal!"
"Who won?"
"Ben - but now he's got himself a pink blanket!"
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